i hope david bowie is having a nice day

tastefullyoffensive:

Smart phones are making us antisocial. [x]

spermbanker:

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

bigbardafree:

you know that stage you went through where you hated being a girl and you just resented yourself and everything having to do with girly things because you were so sick of pink and barbies being pushed on you so you like full force rejected that shit and you were just so full of hate and vitriol at anything even the slightest bit “girly” yeah gender norms will fuck you up

bonerfart:

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

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foodtrucker:

i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me